We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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