Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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