"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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