You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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