so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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