Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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