I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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