Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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