Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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its like you know when i get waxed
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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