I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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