Its about making memories worth repressing
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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