I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
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Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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