The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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