is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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