So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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