Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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