Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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