Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
im on a boat
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