May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Semen is not good for contacts.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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