Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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