D3 body, D1 cock
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I want a musical about memes.
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