it hurts more in the daytime
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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