Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Sober January is a disaster.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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