i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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