After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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