Having a random hookup so left but love u
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Randomize
