Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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