I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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