you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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