Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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