actually, I'm a sock model
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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I just had sex on a roof
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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