You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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