When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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