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(502): View more from Kentucky

im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.

(773): View more from Illinois

Stop texting me, I'm right here.

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(916): View more from California

Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be

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(678): View more from Georgia

Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week

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(630): View more from Illinois

IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH

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(407): View more from Florida

and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

that's how you measure success

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?

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(706): View more from Georgia

fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats

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(319): View more from Iowa

within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(

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