C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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