He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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