Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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