Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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