The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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