I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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