I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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