Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
well you can't waste a boner
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
