Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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