guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so let's talk penis.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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