do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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