VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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