Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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