Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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