Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
