i'm lost and i look like a hooker
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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