Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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