Cold hands, warm shart.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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