he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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