im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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