I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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