Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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