So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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