She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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